Posted on facebook ....

My comment to the above:
Urologists have been pissing glitter for years.  (get it, they make the big bucks on urine!)

ChaBaD takes it to the North Pole

I am not sure if this is kosher or not, but I guess Kris Kringle is a good guy after all!!!!!

Tim Tebow and the SNL Cast with Jesus. Very funny

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/18/tim-tebow-saturday-night-live-skit-jesus-broncos_n_1156393.html

Going to an intactivist rabbi:

Oh rabbi may I see
What you no longer put on your knee
A firm man of faith
You have completely erased
I attest you are impure
And I will just snore
When I meet you in a bar
Will you be putting tips in the jar?
I suppose you are cool
With you new found way of school
But in essence you are large
And that is not up to par
So be it that you may
Find out that you are astray
And find out that poverty is yours
As you walk in all of your shoes
So good luck in human situations
As you are less than a brick
And of course we all know
You are certainly sick.

Coffee Express Newton Style

One of my friends suggested that perhaps his physics and calculus knowledge might help him drive to work with a cup of coffee today.
I suggested the following:

 10 * Tan (Java)= AM squared
explained (10=10 minutes) tan = cream added . Java= self explanitory. AM squared... you need that caffiene! :)

The Copacetic Life of a Jewish Anesthetist

Hi ho.  If you ever read my blog someday you know who you are.  You were funny and you were friendly overall.   The word Copacetic was always in your mind.