Who I am today

Tiresome Elves

What did Rick Santorum say to the walnut?

(How about a date?)  {Something to beat his head against!}

What did Rick Santorum speak to in the burger king line?

(his french bread surprise)  {get it, it goes with the sweater vests}

Swearing Allegience to the Republic for what is it.?

What does an atheist like to do for yule tide celebrations?

(Eats the chimney)

Working my head apart...

Lets make some pictoral associations for the benefit of building our inner community.

Torah and Swatch Watches.
Frogs and Poltergeist.
Igloos and Ham.
Sanity and Cheerios.
Birthdays and Gelt.
Money and Limes.

Smile you are on Constipation Theatre Acting Department Blues Train

What did the gerbil do at the Mitt Romney Convention?

(Walked into the committee success department)

What did the owl say when it met Mitt Romeny?

(Who????)

What did the carpet bagger do when Romney gave him a ball cap?

(Salute the General!)

Canary Baby Sitter Home Style

What does Mitt Romney say when he eats Lobster?

(Ball park America)

What does Mitt Romney say when he eats Shrimp?

(Surface of the Money!)

What does Mitt Romney offer to the Salvation Army when he leaves the Tractor Factory?

(Solutions!)