Willy Wonka does his Taxes

What do you call A Trench that Al Sharpton hides in during time of war?

(Tasters Choice)

What do you call a Ski Patrol Agent who helps Al on the ski slopes when he hits a bad bump?

(Maury Povich the Sled King)

What do you call Al Sharpton when he lies down naked on the golf course?

(Back 9)

To the 'pastafarians'

A flying spaghetti monster is one thing, but a rigatoni sunshine stand is a totally different story.

(please do not take my linguini moonlight away!)

Going where no man has gone before and getting a hitch

Voices of Appetite

What does Ted Nugent do with his camera on a Saturday Night?

(Throws it at the bubble gum dispenser)  [he can not find a good life if he tried]

What did Ted Nugent say to the Secret Service when he played Snakeskin Cowboys?

(Horray for your blue ashtray in my face)

What did Ted Nugent do when the Secret Service confiscated his guitar?

(built a new erector set trash can)

Fiveish Busted

What does Fiveish say to the communist Empire?

(Bleed me)

What did Fiveish do with his bible?

(Wrote his secretary of treasuries name in it)

What did Fiveish offer his sweetheart for Valentines Day?

(Scottsdale, Arizona)

Baby Talk

Power to the nipple.