Clockwork Anathema for Youth

Here is the tribute to Fox News:

Tooth decay

Place the hand over the heart

What does a cannon and a crime have in common?

They both like to sing.

More Porsches

What do you get when you cross a psychiatrist and a hula hoop?

Labor of love

Farting zone

How many zeros does it take to see china?

Very quaint.

How many poets can fit into a streetcar?

Forget it

How many whores does it take to turn on a television set?

She will try to turn them all on

Jam Session

Citizen Kane meets Star Wars

What do you call the GOP when they buy bagels?

Grand rye party


What do you call the GOP when they spin dreidles?

Hail Mary



What do you call the GOP when they watch Star Wars?

Obi Wan Getoffme

Pockmarks in paradise

What do you call Lebron's eyes?

Generous dams

Pink Ties

What do you call a major who hates his religion?

Son of Spam

What do you call a man who hates his own faith but loves his G-d?

Stinky son of mine

Tzitzis- the Fringe Benefits of being a Jew