Friday, December 20, 2013

So shall they consecrate themselves.....

And when Santa gives back his license to walk alone at night, they will all be cheering.......


Friday, December 13, 2013

Supplying hope with demand is not always feverish continuation of hope

Preparing hope against its own need is not always favorable. But winning hope in its blessing is always a friend of time.

Monday, November 11, 2013

Wording a conspiracy is not a stacked set of dishes in the morning

Forever the conversation closes on unhappiness in smaller partakings of lost responsibility and creative didactics of last resort.   Sundry expressions sometimes have better experience.

Delving into past predictions of trust and featured hope is not always exactment for tomorrows choice

They love it when the common sense of human relations falls apart because they have lapses in their security!  This is an admonition for the common thief to stay far from our faith!  No worries though,  G-d is True!

Thursday, November 7, 2013

San Antonio

Getting squashed against the chain of driven fortunes makes a parakeet dress warm. What did the safe zone of the Alamo say to pets of bonus calling? [Success now]

Sunday, September 1, 2013

A prayer from the conservative jewish heart

G-ds real they said
I know this when I make my bed

The rent is due on time
I watch my little dime

But blessings to most
Are a fear of a ghost (their wallet)

And Torah is as special as my shoe
I only ask that you know where is where and who is who

So forgive me for the mixed place of prayer
No wonder most of the Torah community was not there

And I will keep kosher like most
Did I tell you about my silly ghost?

A prayer of the reformed jew

Eyes on deck!
I want to pay my rent!
I heal my own dilemma
I give little prayer to hope!

Will my day be spent skiing or yelling
Will my steak be medium red?

I hope that the rent is due on time
I give only when its genuine

But the computers tell my way
G-d was really not here to stay

And do the pork chops taste better than the spare ribs today?

Friday, May 24, 2013

Button Home

What do you call Elizabeth Warren when she writes a song?

Titillating Tree

Thursday, February 28, 2013

6 signs you are dating an obsessive compulsive

1. he walks in the bedroom three times at a time 2. he works from home happy but with his suit on 3. he sends his can of liberty to the drug store for a can of hope 4. he works his own day of relief out by staying away from the cat 5. he never asks you to share his bottle of spirits 6. he works like a dog and plays like a toad.