6 signs you are dating an obsessive compulsive

1. he walks in the bedroom three times at a time 2. he works from home happy but with his suit on 3. he sends his can of liberty to the drug store for a can of hope 4. he works his own day of relief out by staying away from the cat 5. he never asks you to share his bottle of spirits 6. he works like a dog and plays like a toad.