Saturday, October 29, 2011

Satisfying your appetite for convoluted tubule delight

I have decided that the purpose of this particular blog is to deal with the perverse and disgusting that I find on the internet and elsewhere.  Of course,  the drink recipes seemed perverse in their own way but not too X rated.
So I will keep this R rated and see if it has a good draw for content.  Somehow I think that viewing some of the junk on facebook, I might be able to fill a few pages.

This is funny for a woman, but I think that with what I have added, the man gets the last laugh...

A friend of mine posted this on facebook:


I have creatively countered this one entry with the following:

It takes 5 seconds to write this.
The ear can wear three earrings and still look good.
A chat room can fill up in 3 hours.
The length of the womans intellect measures fairly in line with her own smile.
The chat room is busy in the evening.
What I can write can make the man smile.
The woman is still well.... I dont want to say.

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Garden Order

1 part Jack Daniels
1/2 part Peppermint Schnapps
Mint leaf

Star Kiss

1 shot Tequilla
1 shot Jack Daniels
1/2 shot amaretto
Lemon

Tie Fighter

2 shots of pear Vodka
Lime

New Drinks

This part of the blog will dedicate itself to a few new drink combinations that I wish to discuss and name myself.  In hopes that perhaps someday I or another may enjoy such a concoction. Thanks.!

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Clam shacking as a clinical strategy

I hereby propose that the following is a clinical strategy that one can consider in the treatment of mentally ill persons as well as healthy human beings who wish to find a safe spot in their mind to retreat to and benefit from the specialization of returning to a childhood like state of enjoyment and utility.
Clam shacking is my way of describing the way that the mind retreats into a "clam shell" existence.  Its a very introverted way to exist.
I propose that if you are an adult and with to find a comfortable type of existence that you can be introspective as well as find happiness, enjoyment and comfort, one might wish to "clam shack" and try going back to things that are more likely to be associated with childhood.
Buy a musical instrument, buy a childhood toy.  Find something that you have not been enjoying since you were a child or something new that a child might like and incorporate it into your life. 
I might purchase a bassoon someday. (though unlikely for a while).   I might wish to learn how to play.  I don't expect to be a maven but it would be fun to have something new to enjoy that I've never tried before.
Tonight, I bought some silly putty and some nondrying crayola molding clay. I find that playing with silly putty for me is a nice benign and quiet experience that lets my mind work through the motion of my fingers on the putty to regress from a uncertain or confusing (lacking activity) experience into a fun and physically and mentally useful activity.  It gives me some introspection as well as a time to be a master of my own emotions and well being.  I think that silly putty is probably the best thing you might be able to give to someone who might be hospitalized for a mental illness, provided that they don't have the risk for swallowing it or using it in any other unauthorized use.   I can sit and play with silly putty for a good 5-10 minutes at a time and it is useful thinking and self exploration time.  I would think that this simple 1 dollar treatment can be given to almost any person over the age of 3 years old and ideally can be enjoyed at any age.