My comment to the above:
Urologists have been pissing glitter for years. (get it, they make the big bucks on urine!)
Saturday, December 31, 2011
Posted on facebook ....
My comment to the above:
Urologists have been pissing glitter for years. (get it, they make the big bucks on urine!)
Monday, December 19, 2011
ChaBaD takes it to the North Pole
I am not sure if this is kosher or not, but I guess Kris Kringle is a good guy after all!!!!!
Sunday, December 18, 2011
Friday, December 16, 2011
Going to an intactivist rabbi:
Oh rabbi may I see
What you no longer put on your knee
A firm man of faith
You have completely erased
I attest you are impure
And I will just snore
When I meet you in a bar
Will you be putting tips in the jar?
I suppose you are cool
With you new found way of school
But in essence you are large
And that is not up to par
So be it that you may
Find out that you are astray
And find out that poverty is yours
As you walk in all of your shoes
So good luck in human situations
As you are less than a brick
And of course we all know
You are certainly sick.
What you no longer put on your knee
A firm man of faith
You have completely erased
I attest you are impure
And I will just snore
When I meet you in a bar
Will you be putting tips in the jar?
I suppose you are cool
With you new found way of school
But in essence you are large
And that is not up to par
So be it that you may
Find out that you are astray
And find out that poverty is yours
As you walk in all of your shoes
So good luck in human situations
As you are less than a brick
And of course we all know
You are certainly sick.
Tuesday, December 13, 2011
Thursday, December 8, 2011
The Copacetic Life of a Jewish Anesthetist
Hi ho. If you ever read my blog someday you know who you are. You were funny and you were friendly overall. The word Copacetic was always in your mind.
Sunday, November 27, 2011
Saturday, November 26, 2011
Facebook Quotation Department
Had fun with this one. Here is the current list of the quotes I posted on facebook. Thought it was so much fun that everyone should enjoy this cantankery assortment of plethora from the world at large.
"If A is a success in life, then A EQUALS X PLUS Y PLUS Z. work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut!"- Albert Einstein
"There are pyramids in my head,There's one underneath my bed,And my lady's getting cranky" Alan Parsons
"They can not scare me with their empty spaces
Between Stars- on stars where no human race is. I have it in me so much nearer home
To scare myself with my own desert places"- Robert Frost
"Actors are cattle" -Alfred Hitchcock
"Experience is not what happens to a man, it is what a man does with what happens to him"- Aldous Huxley
"I dont want loyaly, I want /loyalty/. I want him to kiss my ass in Macy's window at high noon and tell me it smells like roses. I want his pecker in my pocket."- Lyndon Baynes Johnson
"It was involuntary, they sunk my boat"-John F. Kennedy
"If one cannot catch the bird of paradise better take a wet hen"- Nikita Khruschchev
"Ship me somewheres east of Suez, where the best is like the worst,
Where there aren't no Ten Commandments an' man can raise a thirst"- Rudyard Kipling
"And he went back through the Wet Wild Woods, waving his wild tail and walking by his wild lone. But he never told anybody!"-Rudyard Kipling
"The great nations have always acted like gangsters, and the small nations like prostitutes"- Stanley Kubrick
"What the winner doesn't know, the gambler understands" -Ann and Nancy Wilson, Heart
"When you can fall for chains of silver,
You can fall for chains of gold,
You can fall for pretty strangers
And the promises they hold.
You promised me everything, you promised me thick and thin, yeah!
Now you just say, 'Oh Romeo? Yeah, you know I used to have a scene with him'." - Mark Knopfler, Dire Straits
"Theres a touch of grey for every shade of blue." - Shinedown
"I used to like to go to work but they shut it down
I got a right to go to work but there's no work here to be found
Yes and they say we're gonna have to pay what's owed
We're gonna have to reap from some seed that's been sowed"-Mark Knopfler, Dire Straits
"If A is a success in life, then A EQUALS X PLUS Y PLUS Z. work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut!"- Albert Einstein
"There are pyramids in my head,There's one underneath my bed,And my lady's getting cranky" Alan Parsons
"They can not scare me with their empty spaces
Between Stars- on stars where no human race is. I have it in me so much nearer home
To scare myself with my own desert places"- Robert Frost
"Actors are cattle" -Alfred Hitchcock
"Experience is not what happens to a man, it is what a man does with what happens to him"- Aldous Huxley
"I dont want loyaly, I want /loyalty/. I want him to kiss my ass in Macy's window at high noon and tell me it smells like roses. I want his pecker in my pocket."- Lyndon Baynes Johnson
"It was involuntary, they sunk my boat"-John F. Kennedy
"If one cannot catch the bird of paradise better take a wet hen"- Nikita Khruschchev
"Ship me somewheres east of Suez, where the best is like the worst,
Where there aren't no Ten Commandments an' man can raise a thirst"- Rudyard Kipling
"And he went back through the Wet Wild Woods, waving his wild tail and walking by his wild lone. But he never told anybody!"-Rudyard Kipling
"The great nations have always acted like gangsters, and the small nations like prostitutes"- Stanley Kubrick
"What the winner doesn't know, the gambler understands" -Ann and Nancy Wilson, Heart
"When you can fall for chains of silver,
You can fall for chains of gold,
You can fall for pretty strangers
And the promises they hold.
You promised me everything, you promised me thick and thin, yeah!
Now you just say, 'Oh Romeo? Yeah, you know I used to have a scene with him'." - Mark Knopfler, Dire Straits
"Theres a touch of grey for every shade of blue." - Shinedown
"I used to like to go to work but they shut it down
I got a right to go to work but there's no work here to be found
Yes and they say we're gonna have to pay what's owed
We're gonna have to reap from some seed that's been sowed"-Mark Knopfler, Dire Straits
Thursday, November 24, 2011
Diabolical Stanley
There was a man named Stanley
He would walk to and from the infirmary
To the credit of the children
Stan would offer a dime
That he had more was assured
That he wore red was ahead
But that he wrote books was unlicensed
And that he stole candy was never confirmed
But his lips beat a comedy
Of angry Absurdity and scorn
As Stan known as Skip
Would write the poetry of his time
In the leather notebook he carried
On his side by the mix of his twix candy stash.
He would walk to and from the infirmary
To the credit of the children
Stan would offer a dime
That he had more was assured
That he wore red was ahead
But that he wrote books was unlicensed
And that he stole candy was never confirmed
But his lips beat a comedy
Of angry Absurdity and scorn
As Stan known as Skip
Would write the poetry of his time
In the leather notebook he carried
On his side by the mix of his twix candy stash.
Ode to Brenner
My dear friend Craig
I was always near and afraid
That one day you might reach down
And take off my diamond crown
And thus I made sure that you were never named
Thus writes Athanasious Colonias, M.D.
A friend of yesteryear whom I have not spoken to in over 7 years.
I was always near and afraid
That one day you might reach down
And take off my diamond crown
And thus I made sure that you were never named
Thus writes Athanasious Colonias, M.D.
A friend of yesteryear whom I have not spoken to in over 7 years.
To Kyle Hogarth
Dear Kyle,
Amass a great fortune, amass a great hope.
For the playground is empty
And I will be skipping rope.
Amass a great fortune, amass a great hope.
For the playground is empty
And I will be skipping rope.
Wednesday, November 23, 2011
Do we look like a bunch of turkeys or actually do the turkeys make you think you are at a chassidic convention?
I can't handle myself tonight. I found this turkey photograph and it made me recall the image of a black hat movement in the streets. Please forgive me for pulling a practical joke on the people I do love.
More on this commentary: http://heresyandgoodfortune.blogspot.com/2011/11/questioning-black-hat-movement.html
I am a physican and I am responsible for advancing knowledge and science. I work on methods of observation. I am sad to say that the two images are exactly the same in the mind. In the sense that this is a true observation, I feel obligated to make this posting. I could truely hide this item. Perhaps I will be contacted by a group to condemn me for my decision to actualize the similarity and comment on this publically.
Perhaps this black hat movement is not G-ds true way of life.
I can assure you that it does created two different Klal Yisraels.
If G-d is one, should not Israel be One as well.
Thus I assert that in a common era, a movement that restricts self expression is against the values of Torah.
More on this commentary: http://heresyandgoodfortune.blogspot.com/2011/11/questioning-black-hat-movement.html
I am a physican and I am responsible for advancing knowledge and science. I work on methods of observation. I am sad to say that the two images are exactly the same in the mind. In the sense that this is a true observation, I feel obligated to make this posting. I could truely hide this item. Perhaps I will be contacted by a group to condemn me for my decision to actualize the similarity and comment on this publically.
Perhaps this black hat movement is not G-ds true way of life.
I can assure you that it does created two different Klal Yisraels.
If G-d is one, should not Israel be One as well.
Thus I assert that in a common era, a movement that restricts self expression is against the values of Torah.
Saturday, October 29, 2011
Find me a nice woman who does not have the urge to post photos of a fly she killed on the internet!
Photo unavailable, but if I find it on my friends account again someday, I will be sure to post.
Yes, I have a woman friend who posted a dead fly on the internet.
Yes, I have a woman friend who posted a dead fly on the internet.
Satisfying your appetite for convoluted tubule delight
I have decided that the purpose of this particular blog is to deal with the perverse and disgusting that I find on the internet and elsewhere. Of course, the drink recipes seemed perverse in their own way but not too X rated.
So I will keep this R rated and see if it has a good draw for content. Somehow I think that viewing some of the junk on facebook, I might be able to fill a few pages.
So I will keep this R rated and see if it has a good draw for content. Somehow I think that viewing some of the junk on facebook, I might be able to fill a few pages.
This is funny for a woman, but I think that with what I have added, the man gets the last laugh...
A friend of mine posted this on facebook:
I have creatively countered this one entry with the following:
It takes 5 seconds to write this.
The ear can wear three earrings and still look good.
A chat room can fill up in 3 hours.
The length of the womans intellect measures fairly in line with her own smile.
The chat room is busy in the evening.
What I can write can make the man smile.
The woman is still well.... I dont want to say.
I have creatively countered this one entry with the following:
It takes 5 seconds to write this.
The ear can wear three earrings and still look good.
A chat room can fill up in 3 hours.
The length of the womans intellect measures fairly in line with her own smile.
The chat room is busy in the evening.
What I can write can make the man smile.
The woman is still well.... I dont want to say.
Thursday, March 24, 2011
New Drinks
This part of the blog will dedicate itself to a few new drink combinations that I wish to discuss and name myself. In hopes that perhaps someday I or another may enjoy such a concoction. Thanks.!
Thursday, March 3, 2011
Clam shacking as a clinical strategy
I hereby propose that the following is a clinical strategy that one can consider in the treatment of mentally ill persons as well as healthy human beings who wish to find a safe spot in their mind to retreat to and benefit from the specialization of returning to a childhood like state of enjoyment and utility.
Clam shacking is my way of describing the way that the mind retreats into a "clam shell" existence. Its a very introverted way to exist.
I propose that if you are an adult and with to find a comfortable type of existence that you can be introspective as well as find happiness, enjoyment and comfort, one might wish to "clam shack" and try going back to things that are more likely to be associated with childhood.
Buy a musical instrument, buy a childhood toy. Find something that you have not been enjoying since you were a child or something new that a child might like and incorporate it into your life.
I might purchase a bassoon someday. (though unlikely for a while). I might wish to learn how to play. I don't expect to be a maven but it would be fun to have something new to enjoy that I've never tried before.
Tonight, I bought some silly putty and some nondrying crayola molding clay. I find that playing with silly putty for me is a nice benign and quiet experience that lets my mind work through the motion of my fingers on the putty to regress from a uncertain or confusing (lacking activity) experience into a fun and physically and mentally useful activity. It gives me some introspection as well as a time to be a master of my own emotions and well being. I think that silly putty is probably the best thing you might be able to give to someone who might be hospitalized for a mental illness, provided that they don't have the risk for swallowing it or using it in any other unauthorized use. I can sit and play with silly putty for a good 5-10 minutes at a time and it is useful thinking and self exploration time. I would think that this simple 1 dollar treatment can be given to almost any person over the age of 3 years old and ideally can be enjoyed at any age.
Clam shacking is my way of describing the way that the mind retreats into a "clam shell" existence. Its a very introverted way to exist.
I propose that if you are an adult and with to find a comfortable type of existence that you can be introspective as well as find happiness, enjoyment and comfort, one might wish to "clam shack" and try going back to things that are more likely to be associated with childhood.
Buy a musical instrument, buy a childhood toy. Find something that you have not been enjoying since you were a child or something new that a child might like and incorporate it into your life.
I might purchase a bassoon someday. (though unlikely for a while). I might wish to learn how to play. I don't expect to be a maven but it would be fun to have something new to enjoy that I've never tried before.
Tonight, I bought some silly putty and some nondrying crayola molding clay. I find that playing with silly putty for me is a nice benign and quiet experience that lets my mind work through the motion of my fingers on the putty to regress from a uncertain or confusing (lacking activity) experience into a fun and physically and mentally useful activity. It gives me some introspection as well as a time to be a master of my own emotions and well being. I think that silly putty is probably the best thing you might be able to give to someone who might be hospitalized for a mental illness, provided that they don't have the risk for swallowing it or using it in any other unauthorized use. I can sit and play with silly putty for a good 5-10 minutes at a time and it is useful thinking and self exploration time. I would think that this simple 1 dollar treatment can be given to almost any person over the age of 3 years old and ideally can be enjoyed at any age.
Sunday, January 23, 2011
Inception date, 1/23/2011
Let this blog serve to promote basic science ideas, should they be of interest to me here on blogger.com!
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