Facebook Quotation Department

Had fun with this one.  Here is the current list of the quotes I posted on facebook.  Thought it was so much fun that everyone should enjoy this cantankery assortment of plethora from the world at large.

"If A is a success in life, then A EQUALS X PLUS Y PLUS Z.  work  is  x; y is  play; and z is keeping your mouth shut!"- Albert Einstein
"There are pyramids in my head,There's one underneath my bed,And my lady's getting cranky" Alan Parsons
"They can not scare me with their empty spaces
Between Stars- on stars where no human race is.  I have it in me so much nearer home
To scare myself with my own desert places"- Robert Frost
"Actors are cattle" -Alfred Hitchcock
"Experience is not what happens to a man, it is what a man does with what happens to him"- Aldous Huxley
"I dont want loyaly, I want /loyalty/.  I want him to kiss my ass in Macy's window at high noon and tell me it smells like roses.  I want his pecker in my pocket."- Lyndon Baynes Johnson 
"It was involuntary, they sunk my boat"-John F. Kennedy
"If one cannot catch the bird of paradise better take a wet hen"- Nikita Khruschchev
"Ship me somewheres east of Suez, where the best is like the worst,
Where there aren't no Ten Commandments an' man can raise a thirst"- Rudyard Kipling
"And he went back through the Wet Wild Woods, waving his wild tail and walking by his wild lone.  But he never told anybody!"-Rudyard Kipling
"The great nations have always acted like gangsters, and the small nations like prostitutes"- Stanley Kubrick
"What the winner doesn't know, the gambler understands" -Ann and Nancy Wilson, Heart
"When you can fall for chains of silver,
You can fall for chains of gold,
You can fall for pretty strangers
And the promises they hold.
You promised me everything, you promised me thick and thin, yeah!
Now you just say, 'Oh Romeo? Yeah, you know I used to have a scene with him'." - Mark Knopfler, Dire Straits
"Theres a touch of grey for every shade of blue." -  Shinedown
"I used to like to go to work but they shut it down
I got a right to go to work but there's no work here to be found
Yes and they say we're gonna have to pay what's owed
We're gonna have to reap from some seed that's been sowed"-Mark Knopfler, Dire Straits