Sunday, November 27, 2011
Saturday, November 26, 2011
Facebook Quotation Department
Had fun with this one. Here is the current list of the quotes I posted on facebook. Thought it was so much fun that everyone should enjoy this cantankery assortment of plethora from the world at large.
"If A is a success in life, then A EQUALS X PLUS Y PLUS Z. work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut!"- Albert Einstein
"There are pyramids in my head,There's one underneath my bed,And my lady's getting cranky" Alan Parsons
"They can not scare me with their empty spaces
Between Stars- on stars where no human race is. I have it in me so much nearer home
To scare myself with my own desert places"- Robert Frost
"Actors are cattle" -Alfred Hitchcock
"Experience is not what happens to a man, it is what a man does with what happens to him"- Aldous Huxley
"I dont want loyaly, I want /loyalty/. I want him to kiss my ass in Macy's window at high noon and tell me it smells like roses. I want his pecker in my pocket."- Lyndon Baynes Johnson
"It was involuntary, they sunk my boat"-John F. Kennedy
"If one cannot catch the bird of paradise better take a wet hen"- Nikita Khruschchev
"Ship me somewheres east of Suez, where the best is like the worst,
Where there aren't no Ten Commandments an' man can raise a thirst"- Rudyard Kipling
"And he went back through the Wet Wild Woods, waving his wild tail and walking by his wild lone. But he never told anybody!"-Rudyard Kipling
"The great nations have always acted like gangsters, and the small nations like prostitutes"- Stanley Kubrick
"What the winner doesn't know, the gambler understands" -Ann and Nancy Wilson, Heart
"When you can fall for chains of silver,
You can fall for chains of gold,
You can fall for pretty strangers
And the promises they hold.
You promised me everything, you promised me thick and thin, yeah!
Now you just say, 'Oh Romeo? Yeah, you know I used to have a scene with him'." - Mark Knopfler, Dire Straits
"Theres a touch of grey for every shade of blue." - Shinedown
"I used to like to go to work but they shut it down
I got a right to go to work but there's no work here to be found
Yes and they say we're gonna have to pay what's owed
We're gonna have to reap from some seed that's been sowed"-Mark Knopfler, Dire Straits
"If A is a success in life, then A EQUALS X PLUS Y PLUS Z. work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut!"- Albert Einstein
"There are pyramids in my head,There's one underneath my bed,And my lady's getting cranky" Alan Parsons
"They can not scare me with their empty spaces
Between Stars- on stars where no human race is. I have it in me so much nearer home
To scare myself with my own desert places"- Robert Frost
"Actors are cattle" -Alfred Hitchcock
"Experience is not what happens to a man, it is what a man does with what happens to him"- Aldous Huxley
"I dont want loyaly, I want /loyalty/. I want him to kiss my ass in Macy's window at high noon and tell me it smells like roses. I want his pecker in my pocket."- Lyndon Baynes Johnson
"It was involuntary, they sunk my boat"-John F. Kennedy
"If one cannot catch the bird of paradise better take a wet hen"- Nikita Khruschchev
"Ship me somewheres east of Suez, where the best is like the worst,
Where there aren't no Ten Commandments an' man can raise a thirst"- Rudyard Kipling
"And he went back through the Wet Wild Woods, waving his wild tail and walking by his wild lone. But he never told anybody!"-Rudyard Kipling
"The great nations have always acted like gangsters, and the small nations like prostitutes"- Stanley Kubrick
"What the winner doesn't know, the gambler understands" -Ann and Nancy Wilson, Heart
"When you can fall for chains of silver,
You can fall for chains of gold,
You can fall for pretty strangers
And the promises they hold.
You promised me everything, you promised me thick and thin, yeah!
Now you just say, 'Oh Romeo? Yeah, you know I used to have a scene with him'." - Mark Knopfler, Dire Straits
"Theres a touch of grey for every shade of blue." - Shinedown
"I used to like to go to work but they shut it down
I got a right to go to work but there's no work here to be found
Yes and they say we're gonna have to pay what's owed
We're gonna have to reap from some seed that's been sowed"-Mark Knopfler, Dire Straits
Thursday, November 24, 2011
Diabolical Stanley
There was a man named Stanley
He would walk to and from the infirmary
To the credit of the children
Stan would offer a dime
That he had more was assured
That he wore red was ahead
But that he wrote books was unlicensed
And that he stole candy was never confirmed
But his lips beat a comedy
Of angry Absurdity and scorn
As Stan known as Skip
Would write the poetry of his time
In the leather notebook he carried
On his side by the mix of his twix candy stash.
He would walk to and from the infirmary
To the credit of the children
Stan would offer a dime
That he had more was assured
That he wore red was ahead
But that he wrote books was unlicensed
And that he stole candy was never confirmed
But his lips beat a comedy
Of angry Absurdity and scorn
As Stan known as Skip
Would write the poetry of his time
In the leather notebook he carried
On his side by the mix of his twix candy stash.
Ode to Brenner
My dear friend Craig
I was always near and afraid
That one day you might reach down
And take off my diamond crown
And thus I made sure that you were never named
Thus writes Athanasious Colonias, M.D.
A friend of yesteryear whom I have not spoken to in over 7 years.
I was always near and afraid
That one day you might reach down
And take off my diamond crown
And thus I made sure that you were never named
Thus writes Athanasious Colonias, M.D.
A friend of yesteryear whom I have not spoken to in over 7 years.
To Kyle Hogarth
Dear Kyle,
Amass a great fortune, amass a great hope.
For the playground is empty
And I will be skipping rope.
Amass a great fortune, amass a great hope.
For the playground is empty
And I will be skipping rope.
Wednesday, November 23, 2011
Do we look like a bunch of turkeys or actually do the turkeys make you think you are at a chassidic convention?
I can't handle myself tonight. I found this turkey photograph and it made me recall the image of a black hat movement in the streets. Please forgive me for pulling a practical joke on the people I do love.
More on this commentary: http://heresyandgoodfortune.blogspot.com/2011/11/questioning-black-hat-movement.html
I am a physican and I am responsible for advancing knowledge and science. I work on methods of observation. I am sad to say that the two images are exactly the same in the mind. In the sense that this is a true observation, I feel obligated to make this posting. I could truely hide this item. Perhaps I will be contacted by a group to condemn me for my decision to actualize the similarity and comment on this publically.
Perhaps this black hat movement is not G-ds true way of life.
I can assure you that it does created two different Klal Yisraels.
If G-d is one, should not Israel be One as well.
Thus I assert that in a common era, a movement that restricts self expression is against the values of Torah.
More on this commentary: http://heresyandgoodfortune.blogspot.com/2011/11/questioning-black-hat-movement.html
I am a physican and I am responsible for advancing knowledge and science. I work on methods of observation. I am sad to say that the two images are exactly the same in the mind. In the sense that this is a true observation, I feel obligated to make this posting. I could truely hide this item. Perhaps I will be contacted by a group to condemn me for my decision to actualize the similarity and comment on this publically.
Perhaps this black hat movement is not G-ds true way of life.
I can assure you that it does created two different Klal Yisraels.
If G-d is one, should not Israel be One as well.
Thus I assert that in a common era, a movement that restricts self expression is against the values of Torah.
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