Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Goobers of Spit and Shine

What do you call Shmuley Boteach when he works on the Talmud at a Cantina in Maine?

(Squirrel)

What do you call Shmuley Boteach when he works on a marriage ceremony in the Catskills on a Wednesday after Yom Kippur?

(Enthusiasm)

What do you call Shmuley Boteach when he offers a dime to the Catholic Church?

(On his money)

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