How many toucans does it take to screw in a light bulb in Paris on the Fourth of July?
(Fourteen and if you like that you can buy a whole lot of lights too for the toucan festival also)
How many widgets can you fit into a hearse on the Monday that the Braves beat the Marlins?
(Thirty, but if you like the Marlins over the Braves, you can put a cherry tree in the car too)
How many owls can you include in a line up for a battery charge?
(Three, but owls hoot so you better be careful which one you shoot)
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