Tea for Two

What do you call a Tea Partier who runs for a business college president?

(Lime Soda)

What do you call a Tea Partier who dunks his donut in milk?

(Powder sugar)

What do you call a Tea Partier who walks into a Bank on a Monday Morning?

(Absolute Zero)

What do you call a Tea Partier who breaks bread in the French Department?

(Sonnet)

What do you call a Tea Partier who eats Gefilte Fish on a Monday Afternoon?

(Sunshine and the Scarecrows)