Sunday, January 22, 2012

Mustard on the Relish

What does a speak easy say to its back yard?

(Frown at me and I will say hello)

What does a candy bar say to the rabbi at the steak house?

(Father you are cool)

What does the chocolate bar say to the candy striper on a Saturday in February?

(Slide the coccoon off your lips!)

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