Sunday, January 22, 2012

Understanding the Perplexed

What does an ape say to a gerbil when the gerbil opens the door to the opera for the ape?

(How does excuse me go again?)

What does a cannibal say to the chocolate bar?

(Woe is me!)

What does the cannibal say to the light bulb on a friday afternoon?

(Survivor!)

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